Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. The term derives from the humoral medicine of the ancient Greeks, which taught that the balance of fluids in the human body, known as humors (Latin: humor, “body fluid”), control human health and emotion.
People of all ages and cultures respond to humour. The majority of people are able to experience humour, i.e., to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny, and thus they are considered to have a sense of humour.
(Extract from Wikipedia)
“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face” – Victor Hugo
Men and Women
Communication
When two men are talking to each other, they are talking about themselves.
When two women are talking to each other, they are talking about a third one!
Different phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Doorman
After 20 years: Doberman
Woman at various ages:
At 18 she is like a football, 22 men running after her.
At 28 she is like a basketball, 14 men running after her.
At 38 she is like a golf ball. 1 man chasing her.
At 48 she is like a table tennis ball. One man passing her to the other man.
At 58 and beyond, she is like a mothball. Kept in the closet.
Marriage
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s.
Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
Marriage is lots of fun. It’s the living together that causes all the problems.
Business
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.”
That’s Advertising
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up an straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”
That’s Brand Recognition
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